What The Fluff (Black & White Sunday)

Mama noticed I had some kitty treasures stucks to my booty yesterday.

She was like "Tilda what are you doing in your litter box?" and I was all "It's my litter box so mind your bees wax and let me live with my treasured up butts!!"

She tried using kitty wipes, my hairs brush, warm wash cloths...nothing would gets it off and I was getting mads at hers.

I telled her to just leaves it I would gets it. But she said I stunks to high heavens.

RUDE!!

Well a couple hours later Mom went to gets her shower. Ya'll know I loves to play in waters. When Mom turns the sink on I am all about it. When Mom runs her bath I am front and center putting my paws in too make sure it's not too hots fur her. When Mom runs her shower I stand there and watch the water and when Mom gets out I bolt in to lay in the nice warm left over water....

BUT I DO NOT LIKE A BAFF!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT MOM DID

she picked my fluffy butt up and put me in wif her. I tried to head butt the door open but she held it closed. I yelled fur Dad but I could hear him chuckling from the living room... 

What The Fluff Dad way to have my back!!!

I spit, panted and even pretended like I might puke. I cried to the top of my lungs. Mom said I was worse then a four year old who would rather stay dirty fureva then has a baff!!

Finally it was all over and Dad came and saved me. REALLY Dad now you save me!!

I hates you all..just leaves me alone wif my shoes!!

I is all clean and even returned to the scene of the crime to play in the warm left over waters but I will tell you one thing I will be tip toeing in that litter box. No more treasures on my furs. NO ma'am cause that is not happening eva again....

The Pawrentals better sleep wif one eye open for a few weeks cause vengeance is coming.

Muhahahahaha!!

xoxo,

Matilda

Momma Done Broke Out The Essential Oils

A while back a blog friend of Mom’s named Julie sent her some Essential Oils cause Mom’s headaches were getting really bad because of all the FL storms. She has the barometric Migraines. Poor Mom!!

Thank goodness she did cause Mom was at her Wit’s end yesterday morning and had broken down in a puddle of tears cause Ginger just would not stop pacing and circling.

First Mom did some googling which she is super good at and found this page.

http://www.weedemandreap.com/essential-oils-dogs/

↑  Some Good Info Right There Ya’ll  ↑

Mom started by diffusing some lavender in the living room near the sofa and Ginger’s bed/beanbag.

Ginger did rest for a little bit on the bean bag:

After Ginger had a bit of a accident in the kitchen and then proceeded to fall in it that is when Mom really lost her marbles and started getting big ole crocodile tear drops in her eyes again.

She decided it was time to give Ginger a spa day and I snoopervised.

I was a big help getting the bath water started:

And yelled to sisser when the water was perfect and it was time to jump in so we could get this spa party started:

Mom gave her a good rub down in some luke warm water while I watched:

Sisser tried to escape a couple of times mumbling how she was clean enough or sumfing like that…

We dried her off real good then Mom gave us both some treats since she was a good girl and I was a big helper. You can’t see my treat cause I guard them like a hawk cause sisser likes to steal.

Brother woke up in the mean time and made some eggs so while Mom was trying to keep sisser calm on the couch he brought her some and Matt & Ginger had some breakfast.

After Ginger still wouldn’t settle so Mom got out some of the EO’s Julie sent her and put a drop of balance and a drop of fractioned coconut oil in her palm and rubbed it down Ginger’s spine. It was a miracle Mom said. She immediately calmed down and went right to dream land.

Mom is still a little sad cause she worries about Ginger but she is relieved something is helping.

I was so tired from the morning events I went & took a nap..

This is how your supposed to use the treadmill right??? MOL

xoxo, Matilda