Sunday, April 10, 2016

What The Fluff (Black & White Sunday)


Mama noticed I had some kitty treasures stucks to my booty yesterday.

She was like "Tilda what are you doing in your litter box?" and I was all "It's my litter box so mind your bees wax and let me live with my treasured up butts!!"

She tried using kitty wipes, my hairs brush, warm wash cloths...nothing would gets it off and I was getting mads at hers.

I telled her to just leaves it I would gets it. But she said I stunks to high heavens.

RUDE!!

Well a couple hours later Mom went to gets her shower. Ya'll know I loves to play in waters. When Mom turns the sink on I am all about it. When Mom runs her bath I am front and center putting my paws in too make sure it's not too hots fur her. When Mom runs her shower I stand there and watch the water and when Mom gets out I bolt in to lay in the nice warm left over water....
BUT I DO NOT LIKE A BAFF!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT MOM DID
she picked my fluffy butt up and put me in wif her. I tried to head butt the door open but she held it closed. I yelled fur Dad but I could hear him chuckling from the living room... 

What The Fluff Dad way to have my back!!!

I spit, panted and even pretended like I might puke. I cried to the top of my lungs. Mom said I was worse then a four year old who would rather stay dirty fureva then has a baff!!

Finally it was all over and Dad came and saved me. REALLY Dad now you save me!!

I hates you all..just leaves me alone wif my shoes!!


I is all clean and even returned to the scene of the crime to play in the warm left over waters but I will tell you one thing I will be tip toeing in that litter box. No more treasures on my furs. NO ma'am cause that is not happening eva again....


The Pawrentals better sleep wif one eye open for a few weeks cause vengeance is coming.

Muhahahahaha!!

xoxo,
Matilda

22 comments:

  1. Oh no, you had a butt bath! You definitely better get some extra treats.

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  2. Matilda, our momma is rofl at your predicament! We to have suffered the indignity of Klingons and baths. I bet you're really fluffy now! bol

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    1. MOL Klingons bahahahaha!! I would be fluffier if I let Mamma near me wif the hairbrush today. She is still in timeout after the betrayal ;)

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  3. As soon as you mentioned the shower, we could see what was going to happen. Sorry for laughin' at you Matilda....but from a distance it looked funny to us. (However, if that happened to us, we'd be spittin' mad, too.)

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    1. MOL I understands if it wasn't happening to me I would be laughin too ;)

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  4. OH MATILDA.... the INDIGNITY of it.... OMC ... that is soooooo RUDE of your mom to give you a BUTT BAFF.... WE hate them, also.... butt ..BUTT, we guess that we must Look and Smell our BESTEST... to please the Peeps...
    BUTTTTTTT... you are SO right about the PAW BACKS... PLEASE let us know What you Do and the REACTION it gets... Muhhhhhhhhahhhhh We Do love us some ORNERY.

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    1. I nose right sooo rude!! I am still thinking of a good punishment ;)

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  5. Uh oh...Kitty revenge is the worst! We'd be very, very careful if we were your peeps!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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    1. Yep they better be minding their p's and q's cause it could happen anytime/anywhere ;) MOL

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  6. Klingons are da worst. Da problem of fluffy butts.

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    1. I nose it's the price we has to pay fur being so beautiful ;) MOL

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  7. OMD! We can't believe what happened. We have nothing to say! That is horrible. We hope your butt is fine.

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  8. Oh my goodness, a bath with real water? YIKES!!!

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    1. Yep real waters can you believes it! I feel so betrayed ;)

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  9. What a traumatic experience that must've been for you! I hope you at least got some extra treats to help make up for it.

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  10. YOur mom is mighty brave to take you in the shower!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey Hazel & Mabel

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