So fur my birffday I took lots of naps per usual and Mamma gave me several kitty massages.
Buts the best part was the pressies.
You see them treats right there…ya nose the ones I are staring ats…well I is suspicious of them cause I has not had them befur so I made brother try them first. Ya nose in case they was poisoned. One can never be too carefuls. He said they were fine and that he wuvs them but I don’t trusts him so I am still suspicious. Mamma says I am a picky butt!!
Anywhoo it’s all about the toys am I right! Momma got me a ewok which I wuv so much and a new BB-8 kitty teaser.
I gave them both a couple sniffs and licks then…
It was time to play!!
Here is a video of me playing with all my stuffs!
All in all it was a fabulous day.
This picture isn't great but Momma loved my expression.
Mama noticed I had some kitty treasures stucks to my booty yesterday.
She was like "Tilda what are you doing in your litter box?" and I was all "It's my litter box so mind your bees wax and let me live with my treasured up butts!!"
She tried using kitty wipes, my hairs brush, warm wash cloths...nothing would gets it off and I was getting mads at hers.
I telled her to just leaves it I would gets it. But she said I stunks to high heavens.
Well a couple hours later Mom went to gets her shower. Ya'll know I loves to play in waters. When Mom turns the sink on I am all about it. When Mom runs her bath I am front and center putting my paws in too make sure it's not too hots fur her. When Mom runs her shower I stand there and watch the water and when Mom gets out I bolt in to lay in the nice warm left over water....
BUT I DO NOT LIKE A BAFF!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT MOM DID
she picked my fluffy butt up and put me in wif her. I tried to head butt the door open but she held it closed. I yelled fur Dad but I could hear him chuckling from the living room...
What The Fluff Dad way to have my back!!!
I spit, panted and even pretended like I might puke. I cried to the top of my lungs. Mom said I was worse then a four year old who would rather stay dirty fureva then has a baff!!
Finally it was all over and Dad came and saved me. REALLY Dad now you save me!!
I hates you all..just leaves me alone wif my shoes!!
I is all clean and even returned to the scene of the crime to play in the warm left over waters but I will tell you one thing I will be tip toeing in that litter box. No more treasures on my furs. NO ma'am cause that is not happening eva again....
The Pawrentals better sleep wif one eye open for a few weeks cause vengeance is coming.
After me and Momma woked up dis morning and I had my yummy foodables I was feeling pretty fancy full of myself so I tried to get hers attention by being all cutes and stuffs and wallering all over the floor.
She finally broke out hers iPhone to capture my awesomeness.