Saturday, April 23, 2016

Birffday Loot

So fur my birffday I took lots of naps per usual and Mamma gave me several kitty massages.

Buts the best part was the pressies.
DSC_0406

You see them treats right there…ya nose the ones I are staring ats…well I is suspicious of them cause I has not had them befur so I made brother try them first. Ya nose in case they was poisoned. One can never be too carefuls. He said they were fine and that he wuvs them but I don’t trusts him so I am still suspicious. Mamma says I am a picky butt!!

DSC_0408

Anywhoo it’s all about the toys am I right! Momma got me a ewok which I wuv so much and a new BB-8 kitty teaser.

DSC_0411

I gave them both a couple sniffs and licks then…

DSC_0412

It was time to play!!

DSC_0415

Here is a video of me playing with all my stuffs!


All in all it was a fabulous day.
This picture isn't great but Momma loved my expression.
xoxo,
Matilda

Friday, April 22, 2016

My birffday

Guys today I are the big 6!
 
I am going to throw on my crown and sit on my throne Momma’s catatary chair that I have torn too pieces and wait to be showered with yummy treats and pressies!
IMG_3256
 
Momma made this cute picture of me especially for my special day.
 
IMG_3254

xoxo,

Matilda

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Black & White Sunday

Mom took this picture of me “hiding” by the curtains. I like to pretend like I am all incognito and stuffs.

DSC_0385

And this is a picture Momma took of brother a couple weeks ago. She told hims he was squishing baby Jesus! MOL

xoxo,
Matilda

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Tongue Out Tuesday


This was after my baff. 

I was telling them exactly what I thought of their trickery!!

Not Cool At All!!

xoxo,
Matilda

Sunday, April 10, 2016

What The Fluff (Black & White Sunday)


Mama noticed I had some kitty treasures stucks to my booty yesterday.

She was like "Tilda what are you doing in your litter box?" and I was all "It's my litter box so mind your bees wax and let me live with my treasured up butts!!"

She tried using kitty wipes, my hairs brush, warm wash cloths...nothing would gets it off and I was getting mads at hers.

I telled her to just leaves it I would gets it. But she said I stunks to high heavens.

RUDE!!

Well a couple hours later Mom went to gets her shower. Ya'll know I loves to play in waters. When Mom turns the sink on I am all about it. When Mom runs her bath I am front and center putting my paws in too make sure it's not too hots fur her. When Mom runs her shower I stand there and watch the water and when Mom gets out I bolt in to lay in the nice warm left over water....
BUT I DO NOT LIKE A BAFF!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT MOM DID
she picked my fluffy butt up and put me in wif her. I tried to head butt the door open but she held it closed. I yelled fur Dad but I could hear him chuckling from the living room... 

What The Fluff Dad way to have my back!!!

I spit, panted and even pretended like I might puke. I cried to the top of my lungs. Mom said I was worse then a four year old who would rather stay dirty fureva then has a baff!!

Finally it was all over and Dad came and saved me. REALLY Dad now you save me!!

I hates you all..just leaves me alone wif my shoes!!


I is all clean and even returned to the scene of the crime to play in the warm left over waters but I will tell you one thing I will be tip toeing in that litter box. No more treasures on my furs. NO ma'am cause that is not happening eva again....


The Pawrentals better sleep wif one eye open for a few weeks cause vengeance is coming.

Muhahahahaha!!

xoxo,
Matilda

Saturday, April 9, 2016

Monday, April 4, 2016

I Woke Up Like Dis

After me and Momma woked up dis morning and I had my yummy foodables I was feeling pretty fancy full of myself so I tried to get hers attention by being all cutes and stuffs and wallering all over the floor.

She finally broke out hers iPhone to capture my awesomeness.



xoxo,
Matilda