Thursday, November 14, 2019
Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Tilda Talks–Birthday Pressies
Well Sunday was my Birfday and I gots some good loot.
As I said on Friday we had some not so lovely weather on my Birfday but the day started with a really nice breeze so Mama opened all da windows which are my favorite and was pawfect for my Birfday morning bird/squirrel watching.
Then it were time for da pressies.
Mama gots dis cupcake wif a candle fur me since I can’t has cake and well candles/fire are probably not da bestest around my furs…
I gots a new kitty teaser and a new squirrel baby dat you can puts da kitty crack cat nip in.
I waited very patiently fur Daddy to open my kitty teaser so we could get dis pawty started wif some play time.
I gonna get dat fing if it’s da last fing I do..
Uh oh time out Daddy my claw is stuck MOM put down da flashy beast and help me…
We are back in bizness!
Then it was time fur some snuggles wif my new squirrel baby. Him is so cute and I wuv him so much!!
It was da best Birday efur!
Friday, December 8, 2017
Tilda Talks
So Mama has been hasen da bad migraines cause it’s da time of year fur all da cool fronts. I nose Mama always has da migraines buts her has the barometric kind soooo livin’ in FL probably isn’t da bestest buts dat are da cards her was dealt so her just deals wif it…Anywhos Mama has been going to the chiropractor to gets massages and gettin’ all dat crack a lackin’ stuffs done so when her gets home her takes a nice detox baff….
Well ya’ll nose I wuv a baff…I mean danglin’ my paws in and playin’ in da water type not me actually gettin’ in…So there I was minding my own bizness waiting fur da water to fill up and fur Mama to gets in. Well her does so I waits like 2.5 seconds and hop up and proceed to walk to my little perch in da tub when all of a suddens I fall in again see da last time I fell in here well not only do I fall in I tries to save mahself by grabbing the big conch shell behind Mama’s head…
Guys I lost my stuffs and freaked the fork out. So not only did I almost knock Mama out wif da conch shell I scratched her ups real bad. My bad Mama!! Soo Mama pushes me onto my perch in da tub and I proceed to high tail it to da udder side to get out and fall in AGAIN so Mama has to propel me out of da tub to which I proceeded to run to her room.
Well Mama is screaming her heads off fur Daddy and you nose whats he nefur came..What da what DAD!! So Mama is just picsuring me wallering all over her bed trying to gets dry…buts I came back to her as her was screaming her heads off and layed on her towel til her decided her baff was over and her was just gonna take a shower and call it a day..
It was sooo exhausting I passed out cold once Mama dried me off.
xoxo,
Matilda
Tuesday, October 3, 2017
Tilda Talks
Okay as ya’ll nose I has been being a little Ornery BAD when I go to da dogtor the past couple years. If ya does not nose then read dis:
It was not pawretty…
So Mama & my dogtor Julie talked last time she was at da vet wif Matt about maybe giving me sumfing to helps dis year. Mama went and picked up da meds yesterday cause my appointment is at the end of da month. Well of course Mama went to googlin smooglin and now her is freaked out even though her trust dogtor Julie very much!!!
Ya see I does not take medicine fur anything. My bio kitty Mama passed away during her hysterectomy and it totally devastated Auntie Trice and da dogtor who said he had nefur had dat happen. Then my bio kitty sisfur passed away during child birth and so did all her babies…soooo sad. Now my bio kitty brudder well him ran off and we fink him is living da good life wif my bio Daddy’s family. Anywho long story even longer Mama is freaked when it comes to anyfing medical wif me cause of my kitty mama and sisfur. I did good fur my hysterectomy buts dat are all da surgery I has had and the only time I took da good meds dat make ya sleepy & stuffs.
Sooooo Mama needs to nose does any of ya’ll has Ornery Da Hissin’ & A Bitin’ kind kitties when ya’ll go to da dogtor and does they take medicine or has ya’ll found any other stuffs dat works.
xoxo,
Matilda
Sunday, October 1, 2017
Saturday, September 30, 2017
Silly Saturday Wif Tilda
It are Pawretty rainy down here today so I are hasen snoozing and being silly running around like a wild banshee spurts all day! Here I am doing both. MOL MOL MOL
= silly
xoxo,
Matilda
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Saturday, November 5, 2016
Saturday, October 22, 2016
I Was Hissin’ & A Bitin’
So there I was this mornin’ lookin like a pretty pretty princess…
Maybe a tiny grouchy pretty pretty princess but I had just woke up from my kitty nap.
When all of the sudden I am pawtesting in the car in my kitty crate…
What the fluff Mama!!!!
I smelled a dogtor visit in my immediate future and I was not havin’ it!!
I was good for 1.5 seconds
Then I gots reals mad and started hissing at effuryone!
I tried to become one with the wall, hide in mama’s hair and hide under the chair.
The dogtor came in and had to pry me out from under da chair and then I started showing hers lots of teefies and hissin’ a whole bunches! I even tried to bite the vet tech…
The vet was laughing cause hers nose Mama real well and nose how much of a brats I can be. I did not find any of this funny what so efur!!
She could only give me my shots and said as far as the physical exam went that my teef looked great cause I was showing her those lots…MOL MOL MOL
Mama was so embarrassed buts as soon as we got back to the car I fell fast asleep and have resumed being a pretty pretty princess!!
xoxo,
Matilda
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Mama note:
Tilda started this behavior at her last annual check up and then this one before that she might hiss a tiny bit but that was it. I have never had a cat act like this at the vet. Anyone else's cat flip out at the vet??
Thursday, October 6, 2016
I Can’t Sees Nuffin’
What The Fluff Mama????
Where did my back yard go???
We hope everyone that is in Hurricane Matthews storm stays safe!!
xoxo,
Matilda (Matt & Bell Fur Zoo Mama)
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Sepia Saturday
I are just gonna play wif Matt’s gator stuffy fur like a second… Just pawtend you didn’t see anything if him asks Momma. K??
It will be our wittle secret.
xoxo,
Matilda
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Tongue Out Tuesday
My favorite part of brudders party was the pressie wrapping and of course Momma was taking a bazillion pictures of me and caught me licking my lips!!
xoxo,
Matilda
Sunday, September 4, 2016
Black & White Sunday Wif Pops of Color
Mom are so ready fur Fall that her has already started decorating and this is my favorite afghan of all times. If her had panned down you would see where me and angel sisser Ginger gave it a little too much love. MOL
xoxo,
Matilda

