That Lying Kitty Cat

I should have nose when sisser Tilda told me I was going for a car ride that it would end just like sisser Ginger’s car ride a couple weeks ago.

Geejahwah told me not to trust her and that it was a trick but I was dumb and jumped in the car thinking this was gonna be a fun family outing.

Wrong!!!!

Why didn’t I listen to Geejahwah WHYYYYYYY…

Oh look it’s cousin Higgies. Higgins Help me!!! Let’s make a run for it!!!

Oh wait that is not Higgies. How Embarrassing… Drats!

They are calling my name…

Well this isn’t so bad I guess. The nice tech lady took me back to get my bloodwork and to get my nails did. She said I was a good boy the whole time.

So can we leave now!

Mom said we couldn’t leave til we saw the Dogtor so I watched some dog TV. When the Dogtor came in I hid behind my brother.

Mom said she didn’t get any pics with the Dogtor cause I was nervous and she knows how much I hate the evil flashy thing.

I eventually came out and she gave me my shots and checked out my tummy and stuff.

Guys I gots the hooked worm! OMD ! The dogtor said I probably got it from smelling kitty treasures in the yard.

Huh?? My kitty cat sisser lives inside! I tells you what I bet Tilda is inviting all her furiends with the hooked worm to the yard so I will get it! You better believe I am gonna give her a good talkin’ to when I gets home!

The Dogtor gave us some nasty medicine I have to take now and then again in two weeks. Guys I hope you never get the hooked worm cause when I say nasty I mean so nasty you feels sicks to your tummy!

Anyway we were finally done and I was so happy to be outa there & in the car that I forgot to warn all the other dogs that were going in! Those poor souls don’t even know what’s comin’!

I was so exhausted I fell asleep on the way home in brothers lap.

I got lots of beef jerky for being such a good boy..

and then commenced to snoring loudly the rest of the day.

Going to the Dogtor is a lot of work.

Over & Out,

Matt

Sisser Lied

This morning I was rudely awoken by sisser poking me in the face saying "Hey sisser Mom said she is taking you for a car ride get up!!". I was like what car ride yes sign me up...

When we were about to leave I heard sisser mumble something and thought I heard her chuckle, but she was probably just laughing at Matt and tormenting him cause he couldn't go on a car ride today. BOL

"Oh Mom this is the best ride ever!! Where are we going Ickdonalds, Boogerking?  Huh Huh..."

Oh Drats this is not a food place! I smell other doggies and kitties and medicine and and OH NOoooooooo we are at the Dogtor....

I tried to escape ya'll but both doors were locked down.

This place was like Fort Knox and I couldn't bust out!

Then the Dogtor came in and I had to get up on the table. Great just great!!

She put some droppy things in my eyeball and said I made a 10 and everyone was all happy! I guess I passed the test or somefing?? Woo hoo to me now can we get the heck out of here!

Finally I was back in the car and as soon as Mom rolled down the window I started screaming out the window "Don't Do It! Run now while you still have a chance!! It's a trap!!!!" I hope one of the poor unsuspecting furiends heard me.

I calmed down eventually from the betrayal and quit giving Mom the silent treatment. She promised some hamburger for being a good girl so I forgave her.

Now to find that cat...Me and her are gonna have some words.

"Oh Tilda here kitty kitty!"