Ya nose in da Polar Express where dat little boy gets in da big troubles fur putting gum in his sisser’s hair and him is all “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!” Well dis are kinda like dat!!!
Mama has been blaming me for taking da snowflakes off of her pawretty snowflakey tree and I am all “Mama dat are not me it are Lamby Baby!!” and her are all like “Tilda don’t lie Santa Paws is watching!” well I caught him reds handed and ran and gots Mama to shows her!
“See Mama da proof is in da pudding! Him was right here playing wif dis snowflakey ornament!!”
“I has been telling you dis whole time it weren’t me and now you can sees it wif your own eyes!”
“So I will just sit back and wait fur his punishment……”
“What’s dat…you think I set him up…Mama I would nefur I mean Santa Paws is watching and all you nose!! Sheesh what does a cat has to do around here to prove their innocence??”
(3 days til Chrissymas)