We hope you has a Very Yappy New Years Eve and New Year!!
xoxo,
Matt & Matilda
“Brudder Baby Jesus are down here…”
“I nose sisfur buts look at dat Star…”
Has a pawesome Christmas furiends!!
xoxo,
Matt & Matilda
“It’s Santa!!!!”
We hope you and your family have a pawesome Christmas Eve!!
xoxo,
Matt & Matilda
(1 more sleep til Chrissymas)
MOL MOL MOL
Here is our Chrissymas Card if it gots lost in da emails
I hope they has lots of yummy treats and hot cocoa brudder!
Over & Out,
Matt
(2 days til Chrissymas)
Ya nose in da Polar Express where dat little boy gets in da big troubles fur putting gum in his sisser’s hair and him is all “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!” Well dis are kinda like dat!!!
Mama has been blaming me for taking da snowflakes off of her pawretty snowflakey tree and I am all “Mama dat are not me it are Lamby Baby!!” and her are all like “Tilda don’t lie Santa Paws is watching!” well I caught him reds handed and ran and gots Mama to shows her!
“See Mama da proof is in da pudding! Him was right here playing wif dis snowflakey ornament!!”
“I has been telling you dis whole time it weren’t me and now you can sees it wif your own eyes!”
“So I will just sit back and wait fur his punishment……”
“What’s dat…you think I set him up…Mama I would nefur I mean Santa Paws is watching and all you nose!! Sheesh what does a cat has to do around here to prove their innocence??”
xoxo,
Matilda
(3 days til Chrissymas)
“Brudder dis are gonna get us on da naughty list fur sure and ya nose what’s I are totes blaming dis whole fing on you!!”
xoxo,
Matilda & Matt
(4 days til Chrissymas!)
Getting efurything ready fur da big guy!!
Over & Out,
Matt
(5 days til Chrissymas!)
Just getting all nice & pawretty fur Santa!
xoxo,
Matilda
(6 more days til Chrissymas!)
We pawmise we has been da bestest dis year Santa Paws! Okay okay there may have been a couple incidents of yelling at each other buts dat are its cross our paws!!! Can we pawease has treats and stuffies in our stockings paweeeeeeeaaaaaseeeee…..
xoxo,
Matt & Matilda
(7 days til Chrissymas)
I hope dat are bones or stuffies Santa!!
Over & Out,
Matt
(8 days til Chrissymas)
We gots three trees dis year and Daddy put up da train!!!
“It’s da most wonderful time of da year!!”
xoxo,
Matilda
(10 days til Chrissymas)
So Mama has been hasen da bad migraines cause it’s da time of year fur all da cool fronts. I nose Mama always has da migraines buts her has the barometric kind soooo livin’ in FL probably isn’t da bestest buts dat are da cards her was dealt so her just deals wif it…Anywhos Mama has been going to the chiropractor to gets massages and gettin’ all dat crack a lackin’ stuffs done so when her gets home her takes a nice detox baff….
Well ya’ll nose I wuv a baff…I mean danglin’ my paws in and playin’ in da water type not me actually gettin’ in…So there I was minding my own bizness waiting fur da water to fill up and fur Mama to gets in. Well her does so I waits like 2.5 seconds and hop up and proceed to walk to my little perch in da tub when all of a suddens I fall in again see da last time I fell in here well not only do I fall in I tries to save mahself by grabbing the big conch shell behind Mama’s head…
Guys I lost my stuffs and freaked the fork out. So not only did I almost knock Mama out wif da conch shell I scratched her ups real bad. My bad Mama!! Soo Mama pushes me onto my perch in da tub and I proceed to high tail it to da udder side to get out and fall in AGAIN so Mama has to propel me out of da tub to which I proceeded to run to her room.
Well Mama is screaming her heads off fur Daddy and you nose whats he nefur came..What da what DAD!! So Mama is just picsuring me wallering all over her bed trying to gets dry…buts I came back to her as her was screaming her heads off and layed on her towel til her decided her baff was over and her was just gonna take a shower and call it a day..
It was sooo exhausting I passed out cold once Mama dried me off.
xoxo,
Matilda